from friends blog

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A plane arrived at the airport
A man walked pass the security system
and alerted the machine for bringing a sharp object with him
He kena tahan

Airport security: What is your Name?
Traveler : Batman
Airport security: Your Real Name, Please?
Traveler : Batman
Airport security : You Think You are funny? What is your name?
Traveler : Batman
Airport security : OK then. Your Family Name?
Traveler : Superman 

The security got mad and gave the traveler a slap on the face, 
taken him to detention room and wear off every piece of the traveler.

Until they saw the passport:

with great power comes great responsiblity

please save malaysia, mr batman

had coffee with five six teaspoons of coffee powder last night..

why?

DUHHHH

every guy (probably a fraction of ladies) will stay up for this match man, no doubt

so was it worth the  sleep time im supposed to have?

YEA, but just partially, not fully

2-0 to barca

" i pwn u old man=) "

pep guardiola, simply superb manager

"............................................"

Alex thinking what went wrong , obviously the stupid tactics and player selection...

never learn from the liverpool match huh?

stubborn old man

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NOW IM TOOOOO HUNGRY TO SLEEP!!!

ben's taggie

1. Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed ?                                                             Tongue

2. How did you feel when you woke up this MORNING ?                                                                        'stupid handphone alarm $#&#@'

3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo WITH ?                                                               no idea 


4. Would you consider yourself SPOILED ?                                                                                               tak lah, belum rosak lagi...


5. Will you ever donate BLOOD ?                                                                                                               RM999.99 per litre, unleaded


6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite SEX ?                                                       ugh raging testosterones


7. Do you want someone to be DEAD ?
ya? 

8. What does your last text message SAY?
'see you tomorrow, lover'

9. What are you thinking about right NOW ?
'who to tag...'

1o. Do you want someone to be with you right NOW ?
only if its someone fun

11. What was the time you went to bed last night ?
2am

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now ?                                                                         taylors  SABD
                                                                                                                                                                     13. Is someone on your mind right NOW ?
yea

14. Who was the last person who text YOU ?
weijen

TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz .
1.Alvin
2. Yeong bin
3.  Wei jen
4.  Win Nie
5. Wai Shen
6. Mark
7. Nicholas
8. Stephanie
9.Leonnard
10. Inez

15. Who is no.2 having a relationship WITH ?                                                                                         a girl he found at NS

16. Is no.3 a male or a FEMALE ?                                                                                                          guy, just that, he's a woman in his past life

17. If no.7 and no.1 get TOGETHER , would it be a good ?                                                                    it will be a sausage fest

18. What is no.1 studying?                                                                                                                South aussie matriculation, SAM

19. When was the last time you chatted with THEM ?
all recently, except 4,5,10

20. IS no.4 SINGLE ?
yeah i think she is... but i wont intro her to you mannn

21. Say something about no.2.
'cant read my, cant read my, no he cant read my, POKER FACE, po-po-po-poker face, po-po-po-po'

22. What do you think about no.3 & no.6 being TOGETHER ?
sausages go well with eggs, not with ANOTHER sausage 

23. Describe no.9
'you want banana?'

24 . What will you do if no.6 and no.7 FIGHT ?
no.6 will back down, and no.7 will spam his cantonese/hokkien/mandarin bad words, and i will HELP no.7 spam his bad words

25 . Do you like no.8 ?

'heyyy girlfriend!!!' ohh the almighty bimbo-ness, shes awesome to me..

this trip to the saloon was interesting

because the one who wants his hair cut was....

my beloved

whose hair is, BEAUTIFULLY short

thanks to the barbers in national service

saloonist thinking *ZOMG what does this guy want from me????!!*

looks more like ns camp then a saloon huh

Before Pic

After Pic

a million bucks to whoever who can find a difference =)

wat the hellll

we all know people give in to peer pressure and succumb to stuff like DRUGS, SMOKE, ALCOHOL, maybe even SEX alsoO.o

'pengaruh rakan', listen to it like forever in high school by  BM teacher

okayyyy...correct right

who knew it would also lead to playing a dumb facebook game?!

dumb, but ADDICTIVE

well it about happened to me

maybe i need to stray away from all this....

anything that has to do with the computer thats addictive will kill me

because it ONCE DID =(

so i turn  to sports to cure this problem... like basketball

played it today after college like after 3 months of hiatus

and 1 word-

i SUCK

i admit i played like a freaking NEWBIE that day

it felt diffeerent after stopping for a while

the 'feel' of the ball is kinda weird~

not like some players on the court

play like so stylo, STYLO HABIS!

play like popping dance like that,  but can play good at same time =((((((

sad la =(((((

so now wana ajak ppl out to play ball la

wanna get back to last time where playing ball was life man

now, assignment la, jam practice, watever

everything stopping me from going to basketball court

sooooooo

ajaking anyone out la who wants a game

please?

with sprinkles on top?

GAY HABIS =.=

Another burfday celebration

at least this time, no chance to wreck his car

ONLY BEN DESERVES SUCH 'NICE' TREATMENT RIGHT???

Instead we went for some american idol fnbe style =)

"i think i will bring my pillow here tonight... AND my blankie..."

"what is THAT???!!! ANOTHER CHINESE SONG????? for gods sake laaaaaa"

"WHY ARE MY GUESSES ALWAYS CORRECT??!!!! when is it english song time?!"

lesson learnt?

do the following if you're a freaking PHILLIPINO:

NEVER bring chinese ppl to a karaoke,

or at least,

NEVER share a same room with them

or else, prepare to be not  able to sing, 

and be prepared to watch TONS of chinese music videos =)

still, admit it, some of the videos ARE sexy =D

Happy birthday kolai!!!

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Nick: hey zeng lets go get ourselves some pastries

Quan: what is pastry?

*everyone laughs*

Quan: *Laughs along*................*pause for a moment*..................

........................................seriously ar, what is pastry?

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I love zeng man....

take this line from a road at mid valley

woman : hey boy got a minute? i represent this *bla bla* society *bla bla bla* I AM NOT GOING TO ASK YOU FOR MONEY *bla bla bla* ( takes out a folder) you see all these kesian people?? *bla bla bla* hope you can help them *bla bla bla bla* you will live a long live *bla bla bla* healthy life *bla bla*

me: *stone* 

woman: YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE ABIT OF DONATION

me: *holds on to almost empty wallet*

woman: 20 ringgit ok? give you a free gift somemore!

me:  dont have that much wor

woman: HOW MUCH YOU HAVE, BOY?

me: 10

woman: okay *sincere face change into the most CB FACE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN*.........   I WILL ACCEPT IT

WTF

and so she snapped the 10 bucks out of my hand......

"I AM NOT GOING TO ASK YOU FOR MONEY" my foot la

time to go to touch and go a&W for lunch again...

kantoi!

"eh, david archuleta come ar??? so many people..."

"no, DAVID DICKSON got la"

mmmmm... MML wasnt THIS generous...

ways to use your television efficiently

"She bangs, she bangs"

why buy an ashtray when you can make one using NIRO TILES?!

hmmmmm......

SE sucks

wanna upload a fewwww pics also take bloody long...

random stuff from a regular monday...

Pam's guinea pig

even rodents have their DARK SIDE...

makes me wanna have one, but not very MAN laaaaa~~~

Should get a dog right??? hmm,.... yeah, big big one....

GAMBLING!!!! Winners get my socks!!!!

Nah, just gathering cash to pay for the badminton game....

bloody fnbe people, playing money without thinking of the starving people in Africa 

Bless my feet

HURT LIKE HELL

WORSE than KAWAD

and kawad was already hell under hell under the deepest darkest place in hell

which simply means, HELL LA

Then we went to this A&W restaurant 

and i tell u i DAMN HAPPY

WHY???? 

They accept payment through touch and go card!!! 

Its heaven for people like me who are broke but have a tng card  

root beer and waffles FTW!

SUDDENLY, MY FOOT FEELS OKAY