Thick-lipped

Ne-Yo is coming down to Msia. And im getting so sick of his songs on radio. Similarly so when AAR came down. All you hear is the same songs over and over again.



John: Where did ne-yo get his name ah?
Me: Because his real name is Nelson Yollander, so difficult to pronounce, so they cut it down to Ne-Yo.
John: Ohhhh

YOLLANDER RLY?!

8 Reasons Why He Did Not Come

Oh Santa,



I guess you didn't receive my wish list, or was i not good enough a boy?

Maybe you have some problem with your GPS, that your reindeers lost their way, and you missed out on Malaysia and went to only Singapore and Thailand instead.

Maybe its because of my house, because Malaysians don't use chimneys.

Or are you still at home, waiting to hear the gossips on Tiger Woods, whether he has anymore pornstar mistresses under his sleeves, that you couldn't leave your couch?

Or maybe you didn't leave home because you didn't want to miss the Catching up With The Kardashians marathon on christmas eve? I know you love them booty Santa.

I think more logically its because you start delivering from the States, and once you reach Asia it would already be daylight, and that your some kind of Santa Cullen whose vampiric identity would be revealed when you shine in the sun.

Maybe you don't deliver humans, They might cost extra in shipping fees. Or maybe humans cannot get over your Customs.

Maybe you got saman-ed for speeding too fast on your sleigh, and that you didn't have any money to pay your summons, so you gave my present away to the cops as duit kopi instead.

O RLY?!

Its a wrap

I experienced college life I was a (terrible) class representative I got sick of Sunway Pyramid I found out how painful a paintball shot and an ice skate fall is the hard way I saw Tyson Rittler in flesh and found out he wasn't that hot I went for MTV worldstage wipee I watched ManU play live I lost tons in poker and even betted my camera at one point I took part in an art exhibition I rode on public transport to a disgusted extent I almost ran over a bunch of teenage girls while driving home because they were so bimbo you cannot blame me I had people drive me around before i had my license I clubbed and found out there wasn't any big deal about it I read a lot of Neil Gaiman and found him really amazing I played in a Symphonic band I became Treasurer of the club like god knows how I maintained old friendships an improved them as well I bade a good friend farewell I owned my own car I learnt to forgive people more easily I envied couples I fell in love like never before I resisted peer pressure at times but still I conformed to people a lot and suffered its consequences I controlled my procrastination habits I realized that Twilight is not half bad I got scolded gay for liking Twilight I think Alice Cullen is smoking I found out Taylors are scammers but I would be working for them soon so shhh I had a bunny for a pet who has Claws of Death I grew fat from irregular meals I still ponder over Lady Gaga and her bizzareness I developed a fetish for Homer and Patrick Star whom i refer to as geniuses I pledged my allegiance to flip-flops I vomitted at Esso station when i shisha'd too much I almost passed out at Rhasta I crushed sugar cubes to release stress I failed to get Jacob's body and I baked cakes which taste like puppies I destroyed the kitchen I ate s'mores for the first time in my life I found out marshmallows get tastier when you put them over a fire I cried when MJ died

20O9 RLY?!

Bonkeroflolcopter

When i found out Avatar cost 200 million to produce, I was like 'I'm really going to catch this one". But as time goes by, i went 'WTF man'

What is wrong with James Cameron. Yes, Titanic earned him 1.8 billion or so twelve years ago. So it wouldn't be wrong to spam a fraction of that money on another movie right? Take 200 mil for a fraction. He's all the way bonkeroflolcopters.

You might say its a expression of 'film directing at its epitome', or an 'epic production that can change the world of film-making'. Sure, there's nothing wrong about spending in the name of art, or to share a masterpiece of 12 years to the whole world. But that's not how you spend money. The way he spends it is no different than how the oil kings over at dubai splurge over their multi-billion dollar buildings.

I'm no humanitarian, and I don't think i will ever fit the part in my life, but think, James, of what else you can do with that money. Try and save some lives, while your old life is still worth it.

Bonker-rofl-lol-helicopters.

O RLY?!

Run or You're Dead

Omg. Run, its a Jonas Brother

O RLY?!

D'OH!

I dont believe it.
the car cost 1.5k to be fixed.
Goodbye Pc fair.
Goodbye Dell Studio.
What the hell.
I still cannot believe it.
Noh way.

O-IM-BROKE-RLY

PS: Homer is the smartest yellow dude in Springfield DO'OH!

Vrooomm

This beaut is a regular at al safa

Well what could i say, beautiful car but probably (most likely) not capable of a driver

Doesn't it take away the point of life, in which you 'build-up-from-scratch'? Imagine getting a luxurious first car, where would you go from there?

PSft not jealous of course, just not content.

Talking about cars:

KC: Dam I want to sleep la

Me: Eh, then let me drive, I can drive manual one

KC: Go die, if you drive, later i sleep cannot wake up forever

Me: That is called PEACE

KC: Peace your head, if i wake up with one hand here my leg there, and my head there, you call that peace?

Me: I call that PIECES.

LOL RLY