Oh Santa,
I guess you didn't receive my wish list, or was i not good enough a boy?
Maybe you have some problem with your GPS, that your reindeers lost their way, and you missed out on Malaysia and went to only Singapore and Thailand instead.
Maybe its because of my house, because Malaysians don't use chimneys.
Or are you still at home, waiting to hear the gossips on Tiger Woods, whether he has anymore pornstar mistresses under his sleeves, that you couldn't leave your couch?
Or maybe you didn't leave home because you didn't want to miss the Catching up With The Kardashians marathon on christmas eve? I know you love them booty Santa.
I think more logically its because you start delivering from the States, and once you reach Asia it would already be daylight, and that your some kind of Santa Cullen whose vampiric identity would be revealed when you shine in the sun.
Maybe you don't deliver humans, They might cost extra in shipping fees. Or maybe humans cannot get over your Customs.
Maybe you got saman-ed for speeding too fast on your sleigh, and that you didn't have any money to pay your summons, so you gave my present away to the cops as duit kopi instead.
I guess you didn't receive my wish list, or was i not good enough a boy?
Maybe you have some problem with your GPS, that your reindeers lost their way, and you missed out on Malaysia and went to only Singapore and Thailand instead.
Maybe its because of my house, because Malaysians don't use chimneys.
Or are you still at home, waiting to hear the gossips on Tiger Woods, whether he has anymore pornstar mistresses under his sleeves, that you couldn't leave your couch?
Or maybe you didn't leave home because you didn't want to miss the Catching up With The Kardashians marathon on christmas eve? I know you love them booty Santa.
I think more logically its because you start delivering from the States, and once you reach Asia it would already be daylight, and that your some kind of Santa Cullen whose vampiric identity would be revealed when you shine in the sun.
Maybe you don't deliver humans, They might cost extra in shipping fees. Or maybe humans cannot get over your Customs.
Maybe you got saman-ed for speeding too fast on your sleigh, and that you didn't have any money to pay your summons, so you gave my present away to the cops as duit kopi instead.
O RLY?!
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