"First, distract target, then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, will atempt wild haymaker. Weaken right jaw. Now fracture it. Break cracked ribs. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery six weeks, for psychological recovery, 6 months."
Now thats real good deduction. He took just seconds to interpret how to fight, while i took minutes to interpret what dahell he is crapping in his British accent. I guess i'm just way too free on Sundays.
O RLY?!
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