John: Where did ne-yo get his name ah?
Me: Because his real name is Nelson Yollander, so difficult to pronounce, so they cut it down to Ne-Yo.
John: Ohhhh
YOLLANDER RLY?!
YOLLANDER RLY?!
When i found out Avatar cost 200 million to produce, I was like 'I'm really going to catch this one". But as time goes by, i went 'WTF man'
What is wrong with James Cameron. Yes, Titanic earned him 1.8 billion or so twelve years ago. So it wouldn't be wrong to spam a fraction of that money on another movie right? Take 200 mil for a fraction. He's all the way bonkeroflolcopters.
You might say its a expression of 'film directing at its epitome', or an 'epic production that can change the world of film-making'. Sure, there's nothing wrong about spending in the name of art, or to share a masterpiece of 12 years to the whole world. But that's not how you spend money. The way he spends it is no different than how the oil kings over at dubai splurge over their multi-billion dollar buildings.
I'm no humanitarian, and I don't think i will ever fit the part in my life, but think, James, of what else you can do with that money. Try and save some lives, while your old life is still worth it.
Bonker-rofl-lol-helicopters.
O RLY?!
He pressed ink to paper, only to realize where he should address the letter to. To Paradise Falls? Absurd. He slipped the pen into its sheath. He shrugged, again.
And Harry went into slumber.
"You're the queen of the superficial, how long before you tell the truth?"
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Harry followed the cool voice, which led him to an old cupboard he forgot existed. A bone of a woman sat silently inside. Harry knew his love too well to not know who the frame of calcium belonged to. He shrieked.
Hyperventilating, he woke up, It was dead midnight
And he shuffled to the old cupboard. No Ginny. He was quite relieved. Though, he had found a draft of his last letter he wrote to Ginny in it. Seamless. Beautifully written. Almost, (pardon me), orgasmic.
He felt lost for a moment. It was then when he heard a burst. A burst of white. Hedwig was gone from the cage he was locked in.
And the song was played no more.
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Translusent feathers which glowed in the darkness gave Hedwig away. Harry was led to the old cupboard he saw in his dreams. The trail of feathers ended there, and he swung the doors open.
Another burst of feathers filled the space, and in the cupboard he found no bird. He found a girl. Bare. She was looking exhausted.
He couldn't help himself, nor his eyes. Her curves just appealed to him too much. The suppleness and perkiness of mounds. Porcelain of skins and pretty strands of blond hair. Testosterone-filled, Harry felt as if puberty hit him again. As he felt guilt rush to his head.
The shape shifter greeted her master. Luna was sent down by the Gods themselves, to personally attend to Harry's distress. She could help him find Ginny back.
Harry's ear rang and felt his heart miss a beat. Suddenly Harry could feel Ginny, as beautiful as she was, parading in front of his wet eyes. He couldn't wait, neither could Luna.
Luna pressed her fingers to Harry ice cold chest, not at all suprise by his cold, as she was as cold herself, maybe even colder. She traced his racing heart. Guilt hit Harry again.
Time was too scarce. She's been waiting a lifetime to serve his master. They would go, right away, that night itself.
2012?
Oh, screw hollywood.
and the mayans.
and nostradamus.
and wei jen.
I'm gonna live forever.
Like Him.
"free beers!"
Ignorance is Bliss. Its also my best friend
DO-OH RLY!
Springing through spring,
Twisting through twilight,
Each of her words resonate,
Pint-sized yet larger than life,
Heart that longs for her.
18th RLY!
No, Megan Fox is not the reason i want to watch this flick.
Though it proves that she can do it without Optimus Prime this time.
From the creators of JUNO? the movie about that pregnant teen? now they're doing a vampire movie?
Have you watched the thriller? I thought they were having Megan Fox in New Moon. Twilight much.
Oh and listen to the OST of the movie, New Perspective by Panic! at the Disco.
I was looking at this Joseph Campbell book
the other day,
and he says when you feel lost,
you should close your eyes
and think of when you were most happy.
Not thrilled.
Just deeply happy.
It's called "following your bliss".
You wanna try it?
Well?
RLY!
Im in a suprisingly good mood
Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman and MJ
Everything's going back to its roots now, i find life so much easier nowadays. Not to say studies and people are easy to manage, i'm BAD at managing stuff. You just live through it without knowing when or how you can get over it.
Studies-wise, I never doubted that i'm in the wrong field, this is the field i want to pursuit definitely, its the course that i've chosen that has rifled me since day 1 of college. Yes, my foundation course? I cant find any more superlatives ( or expletives ) to describe this course anymore, I'm getting sick of it. God bless the people are awesome, even those who left, they were awesome as well.
People, they're much different than handling studies. College breathes no life on its own, but people are much complex.You dont really know what they may think, what they will do next.
Do they think how you want them to think?
Or are they actually thinking something else than what you want them to think?
Are you worried that they dont think the way you want them to think like what you want them to think?
What if they dont think you should care what you want them to think like the way you want them to think the way you want them to think like oh WHATEVER they would wwant to think just that they dont WISH to think or dont WANT to think as in the way you wish it would be just that its Unthinkablely unthinkable that they dont want to think the way you think as in like oh my god 'dont you try to think what im thinking, cause im not thinking the way youre thinking im thinking
Well i guess we just think alot
think, thank, thunk?! thinked!
O RLY?!
2.5 centuries ago, dude named Arthur invented an elixir for all men, he named it stout, and branded it Guiness. Now, 250 years later, his legacy lives on, and the whole world celebrates Arthur's Day to commemorate Guiness's 250th anniversary.
We celebrate Arthur's Day with the world in Malaysia too, with these fellas coming from the other side of the world to put up a show here
She makes you go, Boom Boom Pow, no?
Well for those NOT attending, we celebrate this landmark date as well, just in a different way.
Though we dont fancy Stout. We go for the old-fashioned lager that we all love: More affordable, more drinkable Tiger and Carls.
Okay we didnt get the black eyed peas to come, but we had black eyed peas too! Black Eyed Pea...nuts
We did it at my place, but a few days ago we went for training
Two days before, we trained hard, near ian's place.
When they came to my place, we chilled outdoors. it was real dark with all the mosquitoes, meaning you cant really take pictures under these conditions unless you have some hardcore flash, which i dont =)
so how well do my buds drink?
Hungover already, but still steady, 7/10
undefined, 5/10
One can and he's all high, 1/10
Drinks Malta and Shandy, 0/10
The others? They played facebook indoors... dang them la.. thats why i say facebook is killing everyone, friendship-wise.
Where is The Love?
some left early. Well i dont mind, more for us!
To Arthurs
O RLY?!
Spare some time and watch this ad
Beautiful
I dont understand why people would condemn this ad as 'propaganda-istic', or 'anti-capitalistic' or or, 'delusive'
Nowadays some people still dont get it when you say 'its the thought that counts'
Imagine such a world like an Absolut World
Just like this
YA RLY!
I Wanna I Wanna go watch aar
But its on penang trip, and whenever i see Mr Woon's face it Gives Me Hell
Dont tell him, its my Dirty Little Secret
I should just forget about it and Move Along
And i will be in my penang room, doing the Swing Swing on the 10th,
hoping all the fun does not End Tonight
FML
YA RLY
life is all about waiting
wait, wait, wait and wait...
waiting for the bloody train to finallly come...
waiting for the fella to fix the shisha charcoals...
waiting for your indomee goreng to arrive..
waiting for a pool table to be available...
waiting for your hero to revive in dotA...
waiting for the BEST PG to make a 3-point shot...
waiting for friend that's NEVER early.. (ya that fella)
waiting for ur friends to finish work so you could 'REFER' to their work...
waiting for 12 o'clock so you can get McD cheap....
waiting for the HOLY monthly allowance..
waiting for the boring video in culture class to end...
waiting for the business class teacher to shut up and go home..
waiting for that friend to finish class so that can lepak..
waiting for freedom once you hit 18...
waiting for laughing gas to feel its effect...
waiting for a day to punch boobbyyy...
waiting for another gig to play in..
waiting for your favourite bands to hit Msia...
waiting for your fake IC to be completed so you can club like theres no tomorrow.. underaged bastard...
waiting for a hot chick to pass by for your personal admiration, (read:pleasure)...
waiting for a jerk who double parked you that you cant get out...
waiting for the day you get enough money to buy anything u dreamt of having...
waiting for a girl to say 'yes'...
waiting for a friend to return...
waiting for the day global warming ends...
http://www.wearewhatwedo.org
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Sometimes we go to far in life, sometimes we just screw up thinking nothing bad happens, but actually it does, just that we dont realise..
that is what happened to me, just wanna apologise to john for spreading your 'rempitnator' term everywhere... i just did not know my blog was so popular that so many people read it and made fun of you....
We are still friends...
see im better than weijen
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let me tell you the story of the ampang legend,
teh REMPITNATOR
He was a boy who always liked to run away from home, always wore pants that made him look like he was going to join the Olympic Games, therefore some people referred to him as 'Mr OLIMPIK'
Mr Olimpik likes to play basketball, which he is not really good at, but his heart is actually set on football, which he is ALSO NOT good at... and everytime he plays these sports he will wear the same olympic pants... his fashion style is to wear a football jersey and his olympic pants
Mr Olimpik is quite tall, and his face makes people very fightened of him. Together with his teeth that has a hole in the middle, which can be seen whenever he smiles. He is fat, but he will never admit it, he will say its his 'muscles' that make him heavy (100+ kg)
he likes to scold other people's mothers, and likes to aim someone who is also from TSUN JIN
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So why did he became teh REMPITNATOR? this is what happened
One night, late night, he went to a park bench to study for his SPM biology, in a park which is known for its REMPITS
So when he was studying his reproduction chapter happily, two rempits riding bikes approached him
they asked him rudely: "mana kawan awak, yang cina tu", the rempits were actually mentioning us
so he replied very calmly:" mereka tak datang"
Sensing danger, he turned into rempitnator mode, scolding the rempits:" APA?! APA?!", at the same time, showing them his fierce, scary face
the rempits were clearly afraid by the rempitnator mode, the face and size of him made them even more frightened
the rempits, who were already shaking in fear, said:"kau muka baik, saya tak nak buli kau!"
and they left him alone, riding on their motorbikes
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so the legend of rempitnator lives on in all ampang people's hearts, his ability to scare away two rempits will always be remebered by everyone
Bless you rempitnator, please terminate all
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Cheer 09!
you might wonder what may i know about cheerleading other than cheerleaders in skimpy short skirts, but hey, at least i know whats a cartwheel ok? =)
so i went to cheer on a sunday after a hectic morning of tennis and basketball, which i admit i am getting more and more rusty in =(
i realised how POPULAR cheer is, especially to the malays, there were so many malay teens on the train on the way to bukit jalil, reached there bout 1 or so
the first thing i heard when i came in was "thriller" and then billie jean ... sigh... its getting annoying
a sea of supporters, their different colours represent different schools, all over msia
i watched so many cheerleading girls getting thrown up high into the air that it seemed like nothing to me anymore.... =D
Spot the MASCOT
sat at the SBU crowd area, and i tell you i regretted it because:
dumb SBU malay rempits + excessive school spirit = deaf ears
CBN's xavier! my fav, crowd fav also, just didnt win anything in the end...
So there were lotsa side events which took place to 'procrastinate' the prize-giving ceremony (typical malaysia la), tye hill and santwon, the american judges, did some routines that looked so 'adam lambert' (read: gay)
and then the results were out, with BU4's blitzerz upsetting current champs SBU ( thats what you get for shouting in my ear)
to a certain someone: falcons did not win anything.... after cheer i know where you get your personality from...=P
damn, kickapoo taste sooo good after cheering
oh did i forget to mention the local bands performing after cheer? One buck short and deja voodoo spells totally rocked man, malaysia bolehh..
jen u shud have came to watch the drummer and learn somethin from him =)
anyway.....
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Time passes so fast, its scary
Im done with my first of my two semesters of FNBE which i think was fairly awesome, and will be starting a new sem next week, and to think that HALF A YEAR passed that quickly
Did i learn? yes and no.
Did i suffer? YES.
Did i enjoy? Hell yes
the rate of how time passes me by totally frightens me whenever i think of it, i know how SHORT life can be, how short half a year can be.
Well, thats the amount of time i had to know this chubby but awesome girl stephanie, whos ciaoing to Trinity college in melbourne, which in my own words, is the "the most asian-y college in australia"
and that half a year, WAS SHORT..
so sad,
yet, it wont make me change my mind on joining bbffllomg! (isit correct)
wish to skype with you soon!
all the best, you might be good, but IM BETTER
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Shin Mun's back! from trinity too
Innocently she just tried to surprise us all, but you failed babe, your aeroplane pic gave you away
i thought we were all going for some shisha, by "marcus's recommendation" O.o
Rocks to catch up with old buddies and listen to her ranting, though she had become chubbier! but she certainly looks healthy that way =)
The aussie pricing over there just shocked the wind out of me.. i mean 15 aussies for a movie ticket? 9 for burger? you can watch like 4 different movies and eat 20 more ramlee burgers for that price! to imagine i will be studying there in four years time! start saving mannnn....
and yeah, she did admit trinity was just like HOGWARTS
Other than that shes still her bubbly, likeable and awesome self!
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hey and shin mun, take care of steph okay? remember, shes from malaysia too
shes abit hyperactive so it might be easy to find her =)
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still wondering about ARCHIDEX 09, maybe i will go there this sunday or sat
gotta have some passion about this architect career....
or die trying!
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Anyone wants to go for CHEER 09?? i know steph would be so sad she wont be able to attend now =(
why would i be interested by cheerleading anyway? the short skimpy shirts? young pretty high school girls? No!
because theres this large rock gig at the end of CHEER comprising of local rock acts, LOVE ME BUTCH, ESTRANGED, ONE BUCK SHORT, and so many other bands!!
i soooooo wanna go right now.....
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Gotta get back my basketball form
gotta keep fit! college will be such a drag but i wanna do some sports,
maybe try out zorbing! (placing you in a big transparent ball and pushing you down a slope)
play some tennis
maybe go play ball with the pro-est POINT GUARD in sunway coll =)
dont make me bring rempitnator!
=)
cheers!